I just learned a new trick over at Joshua's site. It doesn't have anything to do with the content of his post but more the presentation of it. I don't have any stories which approach this one. Free up your rations for the beast. Fear much and we will protect you. Keep moving along, nothing to see here. You are helpless. It would kind of work in a dis-utopian sort of way. This blinking can get OLD. I should write like this all the time. I don't think anyone comes by here anyways. This is amusingly obnoxious.

I guess this doesn't work in internet explorer. The colored stuff is supposed to blink.