Here is my horoscope from the Seattle Times:

"IF DECEMBER 18TH IS YOUR BIRTHDAY . . .you were different and so wise that adults wondered about you. Your outlook is larger than life. What you have to contribute and say inspires many. With your psychic talents, the world can be your oyster. It's up to you. Every year on your birthday, the galactic center is aligned with your sun, giving you additional powers. In 2004, you tie up loose ends. "

How often can you say that the galactic center is aligned with anything of yours? Tying up loose ends sounds good.